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I've never been to Havasu. Or Parker. Or the beach by London Bridge. Or Kokomo's or Roadrunner. Or Laughlin on a holiday weekend. Anyone who ever says they saw me at any of those locations doing anything remotely undignified is lying. Must have been my evil twin. Honest.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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