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I want to be Buddha- have a bunch of people bring me food and flowers and stuff, and rub my belly, and I just spout off some nonsense about wind and grasshoppers, and they all worship me. Where do I apply?
(did we scare Mystic Misspeller out of his own thread?)
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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