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Old 07-30-2005, 01:21 AM   #54
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Tonight police brought us an unruly 14 year old girl.

What's unruly? She had taken her legal guardian's living room apart ... broken furniture, vases, picture frames, everything. The kid was raging and not going to stop.

Not for nothing.

That's why the guardian called the cops on her ... even the cops couldn't get her calmed down despite their relative expertise in de-escalating the extremely pissed off.

So, the cop pulled out his special magic wand ... and the kid cut the shit right out.

Because she looked down and saw the little red dot from the laser sight on the Taser smack in the middle of her chest.

Magic.
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