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Old 07-30-2005, 07:19 PM   #86
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A few pieces of bad advice garnered from AD&D

During a thunderstorm, stand on the top of a hill in plate armor, raise your sword to the sky and shout "All Gods are Bastards!!"

At full speed on horseback, charge into a densely wooded forest after your direst foe, who appears vulnerable. (To this day I can hear the player ask me ... "Why do I have to make a saving throw?")

Books bound in human skin do not make good bedtime reading.
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