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a guy walks into a bar and slips on a pile of shlt, he says to the bartender "hey what are you going to do about this stuff?" the bartender replies "well patrons bring in their dogs and i guess the customer is always right etc etc"
5min later a big irish guy walks in and slips over too. first guy says "hey, i just did that" so the irish picks him up and throws him out the window
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