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Old 10-06-2005, 11:54 AM   #4
BigV
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Press releases are written by press agents. This one seems to have been written by the editorial staff at The Onion. I guess it's doing what it was intented to do -- generate comment, buzz. If I were him in the situation described, I would say nothing. Why post this at all?

"Please allow this situation to remain private."

Riiiiiiight.
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