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Lessee, in no perticular order (sic)
1. Breakdown lane NJ turnpike during rush hour (told the cop we were just 'looking at a map'. He did not dignify with comment, just silently nodded his head)
2. On top of a pallet of flour sacks in the bakery I worked for

3. In a cemetary, at noon, in a small copse, not corpse. (sorry itsjulie, you freakin' perv)
4. In my friend's hotel room bathroom while he was in another room getting dressed for his wedding.

5. In the parking lot of the hotel after the wedding for about an hour when we realized we forgot to give the couple their wedding gift. We went back inside to give it to them and they thought we had driven an hour back just to give them the gift, not realizing we had never left the parking lot. D'oh!
6. In a canoe floating down the West river in Vermont.
7. And for that trip to Bali... in da butt, Bob