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BrianR · 07-13-2002, 11:12 PM

You never know, Maggie

I keep my sex toys in the closet, I don't have a cellar. Appropriate, neh?

And lastly, the device was introduced to the attendees at a Tasteful Treasures party as a replacement for men by a woman whose husband is away serving his country for six months. She's threatening to move him into the spare bedroom upon his return. Oh yeah, he doesn't yet know about this particular purchase. I'm sure she's really kidding, but then again the dreamy look on the volunteer tester's face told a somewhat different story. After three (I counted) orgasms in fifteen minutes, she had to be helped up and into a handy futon. No comment as to whether or not there was a male volunteer, but I know the answer.

The Sybian pictured has both a vibrating motion as well as a rotating motion, via separate controls. There's even an attachment for two females at once. I'm told that the sensations are best when a partner plays with the control box.

You have to click on the link if you prefer a pistoning motion.

Note to anyone planning a purchase...the Sybian shown sells for $1345. No, I didn't miss a decimal, That's one thousand, three hundred forty five dollars. Plus S&H. Plus sales tax.
Financing is available through a third party financier. If anyone has one they want to unload through the back door, hand it over! I can make a LOT of friends with it.

I've seen it in use and even seen rides raffled off. It does stimulate men, although women are the intended users.
There is also a male version for sale at the Sybian website . I'll let you see that one for yourself. It's not cheap either. But in the long run they tend to be cheaper than a real woman. Figuring in sales, new shoes, various accessories than women seem to require on a regular basis, normal female maintenance and not even going into the divorce costs that may or may not present themselves, it tends to be cheaper to just get a reliable machine. They're just not much fun to cuddle with after.

Brian the Kinky

07-13-2002, 11:12 PM	#6
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	You never know, Maggie I keep my sex toys in the closet, I don't have a cellar. Appropriate, neh? And lastly, the device was introduced to the attendees at a Tasteful Treasures party as a replacement for men by a woman whose husband is away serving his country for six months. She's threatening to move him into the spare bedroom upon his return. Oh yeah, he doesn't yet know about this particular purchase. I'm sure she's really kidding, but then again the dreamy look on the volunteer tester's face told a somewhat different story. After three (I counted) orgasms in fifteen minutes, she had to be helped up and into a handy futon. No comment as to whether or not there was a male volunteer, but I know the answer. The Sybian pictured has both a vibrating motion as well as a rotating motion, via separate controls. There's even an attachment for two females at once. I'm told that the sensations are best when a partner plays with the control box. You have to click on the link if you prefer a pistoning motion. Note to anyone planning a purchase...the Sybian shown sells for $1345. No, I didn't miss a decimal, That's one thousand, three hundred forty five dollars. Plus S&H. Plus sales tax. Financing is available through a third party financier. If anyone has one they want to unload through the back door, hand it over! I can make a LOT of friends with it. I've seen it in use and even seen rides raffled off. It does stimulate men, although women are the intended users. There is also a male version for sale at the Sybian website . I'll let you see that one for yourself. It's not cheap either. But in the long run they tend to be cheaper than a real woman. Figuring in sales, new shoes, various accessories than women seem to require on a regular basis, normal female maintenance and not even going into the divorce costs that may or may not present themselves, it tends to be cheaper to just get a reliable machine. They're just not much fun to cuddle with after. Brian the Kinky __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous Last edited by BrianR; 07-13-2002 at 11:26 PM.