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Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two went to dinner and had a serious talk about the relationship. Ed told his new lover that she meant so much to him. Then he said, "It's only fair to warn you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breath golf. If that's a problem, you'd better say so right now."
"Well, since we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."
"I see," replied Ed. He was quiet for a moment and then said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.
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