The Cellar: Drink a beer, light a fart, name your favorite private part...
The Cellar: Your mother's twat needs a doorbell.
The Cellar: Your sister goes down on Egyptians.
The Cellar: Cancel Your Appointments
The Cellar: Theatre of the mindless.
The Cellar: Shut up, you'll ruin it!
The Cellar: Santa touched me in my no-no spot.
The Cellar: Dr. Ruth is a Nazi midget in heat.
The Cellar: Anal bleaching is our speciality.
The Cellar: Elaine Benes School of Dance Sponsor
The Cellar: Tiajuana Donkey Shows Every Thursday - Ladies Drink Free 4PM - 7PM
The Cellar: Those kids aren't missing, but they are delicious.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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