[Crimson Ghost]

A church van from a Southern Baptist church were heading home from a day-long meeting, when ther realised that a pickup full of KKK members were chasing them.
The church-goers were terrified as the Klan sped past them, hooting and hollering, waving shotguns and pounding on the van.
The Baptists figure that if they can get over the bridge, they'll be safe.
The van driver, The Right Reverend Cleovis James, of the Triple Rock Baptist Church, sees that the bridge is out, and stomps on the brakes.
CRASH!!!
The truck slams into the van.
At that exact moment, a good ole boy cop comes along.
He gets out of the squad car, eyeballs the situation, walks past the van, looking it over, and looks over the truck.
He walks over to the driver of the truck and says, "Hey, how fast was them niggers going when they backed up into you?"