Congratulations, you DO hit the powerball numbers, as well as two officials of the Lottery, with a sledge hammer you are wielding as you rush screaming onstage to demolish the studio where the drawing is being held. Police and security guards finally manage to subdue you and haul you away. The next day, papers all over the worldwill describe the rampage by a gentleman from Arkansas who went berserk when none out of the 10,563 lottery numbers he bought at bars this month was drawn. Wolf will keep us posted on your status
I wish we didn't have to switch our clocks back tonight.