I never could understand people who wake up all bright eyed and immediently dive into a huge breakfast. The thought of life nauseates me first thing in the morning, never mind food! After I have endured the trauma of being awake for a couple of hours or so, my appetite gradually comes back.
I am an owl with deep seated feelings of disbelief and even outrage at the lark's approach to life. People who advise one to eat first thing in the morning deserve to become squirrels in their next life - all bright eyed and bushy tailed.
If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in and leave the early birds to it. Worms and a big breakfast are for the birds.
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