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Another gem from the Sunday Times - sounds like a leftover from the Balkan war:

'A doctor is experimenting with a radical new contraceptive treatment - electric shocks to the testicles. Dr Sava Bojovic, a fertility expert in Novi Banovci, Serbia, says the small shock makes men temporarily infertile. "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low currents flowing through them," he explains. "This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days." He hopes to have a small, battery-powered testicle shocker ready by Christmas.

Oh, yeah? After you, buddy!