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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost
This one is best when yelled in a crowded area, such as a mall, a store, or church:
"HEY BABY, EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FATMAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!?"
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That did make me laugh, though it brought back disturbing memories. Walking through the town centre on a busy shopping Saturday when I was 15, a respectable looking man (not fat, no overcoat) approached me and leaned in to say confidentially in my ear, "I'd love to taste your arsehole." Then walked away as if he'd just bid me good-day.
My friends - sadly - didn't believe me, although they admitted I went white then bright red. I do wonder if he had a thing about skinny girls in baggy jumpers & ankle length skirts, or whether it was just a power trip because I was such an unlikely candidate.