44lb for a million bucks. Would that be singles, double sawbucks, or Benjamins?

Tw, you're still a crank, and no, you're not remotely fair to Republicans. You need either a life or a woman, unless your taste in partners runs more to mike18.com, in which case you need one of those, only more grown up.
You and yours aren't recognizably patriots, either. That dog not only won't hunt -- it's in the advanced stages of decay.