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Jeb Bush will change his title to CeO of Florida after another hurricane of Katrina proportions sweeps the city of Miami along with much of the rest of south Florida off to Cuba. Halliburten will be awarded the contract to govern what is left of the state and Democrats will complain of gerrymandering on the part of FEMA crews.
George Jr. will give 7 progres reports on Iraq, explaining that we are doing such a great job that we can't possibly leave just yet. WMD's will be sighted by a goat boy who had already gained notoriety earlier in the year by claiming to see a vision of W smacking Out Lady of Guadalupe over the head with a Koran. These remarkable occurences will be pintpointed by sources within the Pentagon as having actually occurred at about the same coordinates as the ones for Goldbug, Kentucky.
Many Hollywood stars will lose or gain weight, have divorces, get married to losers, have affairs with their pool attendent and publically come out as having had face transplants. You will read about these things as you stand in the supermarket check out line.
UFO's will be seen by many isolated and scattered ranchers in the middle of Montana. The UFO's will fly in formation with eerie blinking lights to create the message, "Hey, Stupid! Knock it off already!"
Lookout will finally reveal his true idenity as Nat King Cole.
Brianna will be named poet Laureate of the Maldive Islands, and Tonchi will set fire to Fresno and escape town at long last with the Queen of the Universe hot on her heels.
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