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cowhead · 01-18-2006, 12:35 PM

Hey Mr.Noodle, ( I know this doesn't really belong here...) things are interesting at the moment, after a little bout with homelessness, joblessness etc. I now find myself in Georgia.. yeah weird how these things work out isn't it? and if all pans out I might be trying to open a bar/grill/music venue in the next year or so.. so if you guys ever manage to make it out on tour I ought to have a place for you to play and a place to crash if need be. I'll keep you informed. (either here or on myspace) so! I suppose I ought to drop a joke or two eh?

q.) what do you call a girl with one leg?
a.) eileen

q.) what do you call a blind deer?
a.) no-i deer (say it)

q.) what do you calll a deer with no eyes and no legs?
a.) still no i-deer

q.) what do you call that same deer copulating?
a.) still no fucking i-deer

q.) how many animals can you find in a pair of womens stockings?
a.) an ass, 2 calves, a beaver, 10 little piggies and a fish that no-one can seem to find. ( a woman friend of mine told me that one.. it's her dateablity test (if they get the humour they have a chance)

a blonde a redhead and a brunette (who are all pregnant) are sitting in the gynocologists office and they strike up a conversation about the future sex of their babies... the brunette looks demurely up and says "I'm going to have a Girl because I was on the bottom" the redhead looks at her with a slight sneer and haughtily says "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top!" the blonde looks around in a state of panic looks nervousely around the room and says "OH NO! I'm going to have puppies!"

01-18-2006, 12:35 PM	#683
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	Hey Mr.Noodle, ( I know this doesn't really belong here...) things are interesting at the moment, after a little bout with homelessness, joblessness etc. I now find myself in Georgia.. yeah weird how these things work out isn't it? and if all pans out I might be trying to open a bar/grill/music venue in the next year or so.. so if you guys ever manage to make it out on tour I ought to have a place for you to play and a place to crash if need be. I'll keep you informed. (either here or on myspace) so! I suppose I ought to drop a joke or two eh? q.) what do you call a girl with one leg? a.) eileen q.) what do you call a blind deer? a.) no-i deer (say it) q.) what do you calll a deer with no eyes and no legs? a.) still no i-deer q.) what do you call that same deer copulating? a.) still no fucking i-deer q.) how many animals can you find in a pair of womens stockings? a.) an ass, 2 calves, a beaver, 10 little piggies and a fish that no-one can seem to find. ( a woman friend of mine told me that one.. it's her dateablity test (if they get the humour they have a chance) a blonde a redhead and a brunette (who are all pregnant) are sitting in the gynocologists office and they strike up a conversation about the future sex of their babies... the brunette looks demurely up and says "I'm going to have a Girl because I was on the bottom" the redhead looks at her with a slight sneer and haughtily says "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top!" the blonde looks around in a state of panic looks nervousely around the room and says "OH NO! I'm going to have puppies!" __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.