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Crimson Ghost · 01-27-2006, 10:51 PM

I would have to call myself - Evil.

I was born 6 AM, June 6.

I was born with a "birth caul".

My parents claimed that I never cried as a baby.

As the priest was trying to baptize me, he had a massive stroke and died on the spot.
As I was told later, that was the first time they heard me laugh.

The folks wanted me to go to a Catholic school.
I was the only kid the Mother Superior called "a fucking cunt-rag".

A "job placement" test resulted in informing me that the 3 jobs I am best suited for are -
1) Mortuary Sciences, 2) Slaughterhouse Worker, or 3) Armed Forces.

I laugh at funerals.

I think horror films are great warm-ups for sex.

I giggle at car accidents.

After watching "The Passion of the Christ", I fucked my wife for an hour and a half.

Animals freak out when I get near them.

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But, on the other hand, I'm house-broken.

01-27-2006, 10:51 PM	#41
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I would have to call myself - Evil. I was born 6 AM, June 6. I was born with a "birth caul". My parents claimed that I never cried as a baby. As the priest was trying to baptize me, he had a massive stroke and died on the spot. As I was told later, that was the first time they heard me laugh. The folks wanted me to go to a Catholic school. I was the only kid the Mother Superior called "a fucking cunt-rag". A "job placement" test resulted in informing me that the 3 jobs I am best suited for are - 1) Mortuary Sciences, 2) Slaughterhouse Worker, or 3) Armed Forces. I laugh at funerals. I think horror films are great warm-ups for sex. I giggle at car accidents. After watching "The Passion of the Christ", I fucked my wife for an hour and a half. Animals freak out when I get near them. ------------------------------------ But, on the other hand, I'm house-broken. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years Last edited by Crimson Ghost; 01-27-2006 at 10:55 PM.