If OBL is hiding in Alaska, maybe he's in cahoots with the US government and their plans to drill for oil in Alaska. Maybe the plan is to go looking for him, and throw in a few miss(pun?)iles (cause we absolutely know he's there!) and wow wee...wadayano! We've struck oil instead of an international terrorist.
This should divert the people for a while...
Disclaimer: I'm absolutely positive that the powers that be would never do anything so transparent!
