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The Bus Trip
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a
double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana. The
Brunette
team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top
level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a
great
time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the
Blondes

upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette
reached
the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight
ahead
at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The

brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great
time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard
and
whispered.
YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!