The geekiest answers:
1) Faded
2) The beater
3) Sure
4) Hydroxyl
5) people stare
6) Girls of the Internet
7) Don't relate at all
8) router/Korg/etc
9) 0
10) Girls of the Internet (I'd dispute this)
Music: All music except Britney and N'Sync is geeky.
Cereal: Dinner
Pizza: Breakfast
Britney: Boobies!
To reach true nerdhood, you must first use "Yes Please" and then pick "Male". "Male" alone gets you 98%, "Yes, Please" then "Boy" gets you 92%, "Boy" gets you 97%. The female/girl version is a carbon copy of the male/boy.
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">100%</span></b> geek</td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_100.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">My GOD you're INSANE. This is the highest score possible. This means 1 of 11 things:<br />
<b>1:</b> You are a complete poser who answered every question with the answer you thought would get you the highest score possible without regard for the truth. In which case, you're a nerd. Good job, you did it. Now get going.<br />
<b>10:</b> You're a geek who's been playing with the test to find out what all the answers should be. Good going! you found the secret five points. That doesn't change the fact that you probably scored between 50% and 75% the first time through, though.<br />
<b>11:</b> You are naturally that geeky. Which means you scare me. Please don't write me to correct the science of my test. Yes, I know it's not scientifically accurate. Go away, kid, you bother me.</b></td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
(BTW, I fall in either 1 or 10, but I ain't saying which :-) )