[lumberjim]

I can't remember if I told this one on here or not, and i'm not about to re read 45 pages, so if it's a repeat......suck it.



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Timmy and his Grandpa are out fishing one day on the lake. Timmy is 10 or so. About 1/2 hour into the trip, Grandpa takes out a beer and ~ppfffttt! ~ cracks it open. He takes a sip, and sighs with satisfaction. It looks so cold and good, Timmy asks, " Hey, Grandpa! Can I have a sip of that beer?"

To which Grandpa replies, "Well, let me ask you a question. Can you touch your asshole with the tip of your dick?"

Timmy is appalled, and taken aback. "No, I can't Grandpa. I'm only ten! And that's gross!"

"Well, until you're old enough to do that, I'm a fraid I can't share my beer with you."

Timmy is unhappy, but understands. Another half hour goes by, and Grandpa takes out a Robusto Cigar, lights it, and puffs away happily with it between his teeth.

Enjoying the smell, Timmy asks, "Hey Grandpa, Can I have a puff of your cigar?"

To which Grandpa replies, "Well, let me ask you a question. Can you touch your asshole with the tip of your dick?"

Timmy is appalled, and taken aback. "No, I can't Grandpa. I'm only ten! And that's gross!"

"Well, until you're old enough to do that, I'm a fraid I can't share my cigar with you."
Yet another half hour goes by, and Timmy takes out his baggie of oreo cookies. Grandpa sees him enjoying their chocolatey goodness, and asks, " Hey Timmy, can I have one of your Oreos?"

To which Timmy replies, "Well, let me ask you a question, Grandpa. Can you touch your asshole with the tip of your dick?"

Grandpa puffs up a bit, and says proudly, "Why Yes. Yes I can."

So Timmy says,









"Good! Go FUCK YOURSELF! These are MY Oreos!"