[Angus]

Where do I want to be?

I want to be the Poet Laureate of McDonald's.

I want them to create the Angus McPoetry Meals, where one gets a free poem with every meal. Where McDonald's frequent diners can collect all of them and trade them with their friends.

I want to help this great corporation regain its glory through the power of poetry, and serve as a beacon to the world, sending the message that fast food & the arts are an unstoppable power.

I believe that world peace will be served on a plastic tray with a paper liner. 90% of the U.S. population has eaten at McDonald's within the last 30 days. The hamburger shall unite us as one, and the hamburger shall set us free. Simply because it sounds silly, the power of the medium has been overlooked. The medium is theirs, but the message can be ours. Pure. Positive.

But I realize now that I cannot accomplish this alone. I understand that I need help. And for some reason, fate keeps leading me back here. To you. My hope. My salvation.

This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants.

Maybe.

Brianna, you especially shall be rewarded for your loyalty and devotion in the new world order.