[Flint]

I'm just a drummer, not sure if that counts

shells:

Pearl signature Steve Ferrone snare - a "Black Beauty" (black nickel over brass shell) but w/ gold-plated rims and chrome tube lugs w/ gold-plated mounts
Pacific kit: birch, 10" 12" 14" & 22" kick, satin-oil finish
old Tama power-toms kit: 12" 13" 16" & 22" kick
22" vintage Ludwig clear acrylic Vistalite kick
vintage Rogers steel snare 14"
Tama 13" maple snare
10" steel Gretsch auxiliary snare
6" 8" 10" mini-timbales
old no-name 16" tom

cymbals:

22" Paiste prototype (double-hammered and double-lathed w/ slight "flange")
22" Paiste Colorsound ride (red finish)
22" Zildjian Oriental China
18" Zildjian "china type" (Impulse series, the B8 bronze precursor to the Z series)
18" Zildjian "rock crash"
18" Zildjian medium thin crash
16" Zildjian medium thin crash
18" old, no-name, thin crash/ride
2 12" Wuhan chinas
2 12" Wuhan splashes
10" Zildjian K splash
6" Zildjian A-Custom splash
UFIP Icebell 6.5"
*every piece of busted bronze I ever owned
*hoping to get an 18" Sabian Rocktagon soon

hats:

(all Zildjian 13")
K bottom
Mastersound bottom (non-lathed, crimped edge)
A-Custom bottom
A-Custom top
old thin 13" Zildjian (splash?) used as top

hardware:

all Pearl stands (w/ universal tilter) for gigging kit
all DW 5000 series pedals for gigging kit
Pacific cheapie hardware for secondary kit
alot of spare, cheapie Pacific pedals
*every busted piece of hardware I ever owned
*a shitload of multi-clamps and other trickeries

miscellaneous:

12" Djembe & various other hand percussion pieces, cowbells, jamblocks, etc. (can be mounted to footpedal) plus my wife's keyboard, bass and bass amp

I can't think of anything else right now, I'm in the middle of moving into new house

now we have a detached garage, 750 square feet, I am going to put central air in, and sound-insulate

EDIT: Gibraltar throne, now demoted to secondary because I got a Roc N' Soc hydraulic throne!
EDIT: most of this stuff I got used, at pawn shops, etc. and acquired over many many years