yo momma is so poor...she can't even afford to pay attention!
yo momma is so poor...when I saw kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing...she said "Movin!"
yo momma is so poor...when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers!
yo momma is so poor...when she heard about the last supper she thought she had run out of food stamps!
