And now, for the winning entry in this thread:
I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me.
There. I've said it. How could *anyone* want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street.
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