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footfootfoot · 05-27-2006, 10:04 PM

When SWMBO was about 87 months pregnant there was a flurry of unsolicited advice/alien encoutners that came our way.

As a side note, SWMBO is somewhat humor impaired due to childhood trauma rather than missing humor genes, however when the humor surfaces, it is vesuvial. Anyway,

We were out at a restaurant and some crazy doting waitress was getting all in her face in a "I'm going to win the helpful award of the year today",
SWMBO mentioned that she felt a little dizzy, and the waitress countered with some nutty inappropriate thing (I wish I remembered) and SWMBO looks at her and says "No, it was probably the five rum and cokes I had."

I'm not sure she ever came back to our table after that.

Relax, Cfob, the helpfulness hasn't even begun...

[/scaring the passengers]

05-27-2006, 10:04 PM	#119
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	When SWMBO was about 87 months pregnant there was a flurry of unsolicited advice/alien encoutners that came our way. As a side note, SWMBO is somewhat humor impaired due to childhood trauma rather than missing humor genes, however when the humor surfaces, it is vesuvial. Anyway, We were out at a restaurant and some crazy doting waitress was getting all in her face in a "I'm going to win the helpful award of the year today", SWMBO mentioned that she felt a little dizzy, and the waitress countered with some nutty inappropriate thing (I wish I remembered) and SWMBO looks at her and says "No, it was probably the five rum and cokes I had." I'm not sure she ever came back to our table after that. Relax, Cfob, the helpfulness hasn't even begun... [/scaring the passengers] __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs