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here are my assumptions about other cellarites (I think the term you are looking for)

in no particular order:

xobruce: donates 15% of his gross earnings to Saint Joseph's Indian School.

LJ: used to beat up on kids in grade school who scored lower than 78% on math tests. (when he was a teachers aid)

Jinx: Actually hated the greatful dead, was just i it for the twirling and didn't know how to break it to LJ when they first met at a dead concert.

Ibram: is actually nine and a half years old and has hacked his older brother's computer and is posing as him.

ZippyT: is an eccentric billionaire who keeps his money buried in coffee cans in backyards around the world. the location of these coffee cans is tatooed on the inside of his dog's ear.

Wolf: is fluent in semaphore and can actually sing the national anthem in morse code.

BigV: Is still working on the community service part of his Eagle Scout rank.

Clodfobble: is actually tone deaf and has kept that hidden form her clients for nearly a decade.

SteveBsjb: was actually an FBI plant who ended up not finding anything of interest to the feds, but still spends most of his work day here.

Cheyenne: Is actually a middle aged mormon minister.

Ducks nuts: former burlesque dancer, turned schoolmarm.

Dar512: actually a hooker witha heart of gold, the movie "pretty woman" was based loosely on his life.

Elpsode: sent away for and built one of the submarines advertised in the back of comic books.

Limey: Actually canadian by birth.

Kagen 404: doesn't know how to surf, skate, or hackysack, but can bench press a full keg 40 times.

Cyclefrance: earned his first fortune selling bootleg Enya cds at flea markets.

Brianna: would rather curl up on the couch witha pint of ice cream and a good mystery novel than have sex.

These are just a few of my assumptions about cellarites. I think they are probably shared by most people who read between the lines of the posts.