Good idea footfootfoot. We too could do assumptions from user names.
I would then think limey is british salor,
Brianna is a princess,
footfootfoot has three legs,
xoxoxoxBruce is a lover.
undertoad is a garden gnome
jinx is a black cat
capnhowdy, well ....capnhowdy
cyclefrance likes to ride bikes.
I actually think
like that.

or rather not beyond the simple in assumptions.