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Crimson Ghost · 06-07-2006, 11:15 PM

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary

I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross.
I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train.
I want to be the serial killer who got way.
I want to be the dictator who massacred his people.
I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week.
I want to watch the world bleed to death.
I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you.

Just some of the bad things I want.

06-07-2006, 11:15 PM	#128
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross. I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train. I want to be the serial killer who got way. I want to be the dictator who massacred his people. I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week. I want to watch the world bleed to death. I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you. Just some of the bad things I want. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years