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Sorry in advance if this doesn't translate well - it's a UK restaurant
I like the idea of a Family Wedding theme restaurant. There's an all you can eat buffet including such typical treats as cheese & pineapple on sticks, chipolatas on sticks, creamed chicken vol-au-vents, half bridge rolls with tinned salmon on them, scotch eggs, pork pies, dishes of Branston pickle etc
There is a disco playing on the huuuuge dancefloor, although it is only lit with flashing light's at the DJ's end - leaving the rest in semi darkness. The DJ talks over the beginning and end of songs - none of which are less than 3 years old - and joins in with the songs randomly.
At the end of the evening everyone goes home with a little gift bag and a piece of wedding cake wrapped in a burgundy napkin.
Staff are employed to maintain the family wedding atmosphere including:
- Little boys to run around the dancefloor pretending to be aeroplanes (only available until 19.00)
- Fat bridesmaids weaving dangerously, spilling their rum and coke and eyeing up anyone in trousers (20.00-22.00) then snogging the spotty usher in the corner (22.15-22.30)
- Drunken Uncles from different sides of the family sizing eachother up before a brief but harmless scuffle over a rash comment made about Frank Lampard's sexuality (after Last Orders are called)
Well I'd go anyway!
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