What about an iPod dock that you can use in the bathroom?! It could mount right on the wall and hold the toilet paper at the same time. You could fill your soul while you empty your colon. You could pinch a loaf to Meatloaf. You could rock on and crap out. Flush to Phish. Don't even get me started about
The Electric Toilet. (yes, I have it and no, on vinyl)
Wait.
Shit. Too late.