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Shawnee123 · 06-16-2006, 02:43 PM

I want to open a restaurant chain called "Boners." Men in G-strings will be the only waitpeople. Only fair, right? The specialty will be foot-long hot dogs, but when they serve them the customer will find out they are actually only 5 inches.

I told this to a coworker and he said he had basically the same idea except the restaurant will be called Peckers and the specialty is doughnuts.

I guess I should add, since I'm not sure if other countries have them, that I am spoofing the Hooters chain.

06-16-2006, 02:43 PM	#42
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I want to open a restaurant chain called "Boners." Men in G-strings will be the only waitpeople. Only fair, right? The specialty will be foot-long hot dogs, but when they serve them the customer will find out they are actually only 5 inches. I told this to a coworker and he said he had basically the same idea except the restaurant will be called Peckers and the specialty is doughnuts. I guess I should add, since I'm not sure if other countries have them, that I am spoofing the Hooters chain. Last edited by Shawnee123; 06-16-2006 at 02:48 PM.