OK - since LJ has returned to the Nepalese mountains for further instruction, I will meekly offer a quiz determined to quantify your suitability to the Cellar.
Choose your answers carefully since they will be recorded in your
permanent record.
- You are Brittany Spears baby. What are your first words?
- You wake up an X-woman. What's your power?
- A meteor the size of Texas will hit in 2 days. You won Powerball tonight. Discuss. Oh, no one but you knows about the meteor.
- You can go back in time with impunity. Discuss.
- You are granted five minutes with anyone in history. Whom do you choose?
- Saurkraut or Vidalia onion relish?
- How many doodads does xoxoxoBruce have?
- What is your totem?
- Rewrite the ending of one movie.
- Confess one thing you'd rather not confess.