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Old 07-08-2006, 02:37 AM   #997
Crimson Ghost
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As we all know, after the Last Supper, The Christ was arrested, beaten, and crucified.

As the Romans were nailing him to the cross, his followers were standing at the base, crying and gnashing their teeth.

"Why must he die? Why oh why?"
"God, tell us why he must die!"

The Christ looks at them and screams "I wouldn't have to die if you fuckers would get a ladder and a pair of plyers!!!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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