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Old 07-20-2006, 12:24 PM   #1004
dar512
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A young couple decides to take their vacation at a remote tropical island. Everything was ideal and they were having a great time, when they notice the sound of drums in the distance. Worried, they ask one of the natives about the drums. The native also looks worried, but assures them that "Drums ok".

The drums continue through the night and into the next day. As the day continues, the drumming becomes louder. The couple decide to go and ask one of the villagers about this. Just as they find the chief, the drumming builds to an incredible crescendo and then stops.

By this time the couple are frightened out of their wits when the chief cries, "Oh no! Drums stop. - Now come bass solo."
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