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Aw c'mon folks, it's really not THAT hard to stay on topic...
From my experience, it seems like the people who most often say, "I'd like to give them a piece of my mind", don't have all that much to spare.
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Metaphorically speaking, most people are allegorical.
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If time is money, why does everyone tell me to stop and smell the roses? Do they know something I don't about the billing terms of this deal?
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Why do people feel the need to give directions in terms of 'as the crow flies'? Are they just practicing for the day they actually run into Clark Kent?
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Wouldn't it be funny if one day we learned that the punishment in hell is with ice, not fire? Think of all those bets you could finally collect on.
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