Talking to God
A woman is driving round a supermarket carpark but can't find a space.
She decides to pray. "Dear God, if you can find me a parking space, I'll give up drinking, stop having casual sex and go to mass every Sunday".
The next moment, she finds a space.
She says to God: "Oh, never mind, I've just found one!"
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~There is a forest in an acorn......
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