Joseppi was in the hospital and it was time for lunch.
He looked at his lunch and said, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
The orderly said, "The doctor said you should have it", but Joseppi refused to eat.
That night, Joseppi's roommate had bad stomach pain, so the nurses came in to give him
an enema, but by mistake, they gave the enema to Joseppi.
When he was checking out, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
Joseppi told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food.
Here's a good tip: when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it,
or they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your ass."
