NASA announced today that, while the Shuttle has proven to be capable and reliable now that new safety procedures are in place, the proposed servicing mission for the Hubble Space Telescope will be facilitated by Chuck Norris, who will simply order it to "Halt!" and "Lie Down!" so that ground technicians can make the necessary repairs.
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