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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear for a pet. In winter, Chuck lets the bear hybernate in his rectum. "It makes me feel pregnant, and I get in touch with my feminine side".
Chuck Norris has a feminine side. It's 18 inches long.
On three occasions, Chuck Norris has inadvertantly killed a woman while having sex with her. Doctors have calculated that Chucks pelvic thrust is ten to fifteen times stronger than any other human being's pelvic thrust.
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