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vrai_rennx · 09-23-2006, 05:22 PM

So I didn't make these up, but they make me laugh:

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, Chuck Norris invented every color. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

There is no such thing as evolution. There's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

France saw an episode of Walker Texas Ranger and surrendered to Chuck Norris, just to be safe.

09-23-2006, 05:22 PM	#53
vrai_rennx Voix de Vérité Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: at the bottom of the sea Posts: 59	So I didn't make these up, but they make me laugh: Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, Chuck Norris invented every color. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. There is no such thing as evolution. There's just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. France saw an episode of Walker Texas Ranger and surrendered to Chuck Norris, just to be safe. __________________ ~les beaux esprits se rencontrent~