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Old 10-07-2006, 08:50 AM   #28
Spexxvet
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Originally Posted by wolf
There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?
A man fell out of a plane and crashed through the cabin roof, lending on the other two, killing all three.

A meteor crashed through the roof and killed all three.

The weight of the snow collapsed the roof, killing all three.

The kerosene heater they were using to keep warm exploded, killing the three men and putting a hole in the roof.

One of the men used the unfortunate combination of "bomb" and "Al-Qaeda" in the same phone conversation. The NSA sent in some black ops guys, who attacked from above, killing all three men.
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