Well if I did send you rude pics - which I can't really anyway cause as I said, I don't have any anymore - I'd have to face the wrath of Ducks, which I predict could be painful.
So, thanks for all that nice stuff (honesty) but today is not going to be your lucky day.

I think we all know I was just taking the piss anyway.
Some people may call me morally bankrupt I suppose, but personally, I don't see anything wrong with a naked body or pics. It's how I came into the world, and I had an audience then too, but I respect your views and will try harder not to taunt you in the future.