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Thanks for the suggestions.
Sadly Brianna is right and I cannot abide peanut butter in any guise, so the PB optins are out.

Am tempted by the Betty Crocker poatoes and Wolf's suggestion of what to do with Heinz Chili Sauce.
The whole green chillies appeal, but we can but Old El Paso here, so I will check my supermarket first.

Don't worry, I don't assume this list of processed foods represents America's total culinary output - I've been around here long enough to know you guys are great cooks too.