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Originally Posted by lumberjim
i had a whacked out dream about Pie. She was really pissed off about her husband's habit of collapsing on top of her and falling immediately to sleep after sex. She was ranting about it something fierce, because there was a particularly messy reason that he should not do this, while at the same time complimenting his performance and.....endowment. I noticed that she had 4 green rubber bands on her left wrist, and she explained that she put one on for each time he did this per week. I was able to calculate in the dream that they had done it more times than there were days in the week so far, and remember being perplexed that he had fallen asleep more than once in a day.
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It means:
If you fall asleep 4 times with green rubber bands around your dick, you will become more endowed. Seriously.