You and I seem to have the same "my jokes push your buttons" thing going from time to time.

Yeah, I can be a little self absorbed, especially when my inhibitions are down. Otherwise, I work real hard to be humble and deferential the rest of the time. Anyway...sorry, I know you're a hard working SOB. You couldn't pay me enough to put in the hours you do. Further, I know that Finance Manager is an incredibly pressure-filled position. I couldn't do it. Too much of a pussy.
Now I'm gonna go cry...you beast.