I was just rustling around in my fridge and I consider myself a *fairly* tidy person (except for my office

) and I found 3 very suspicious items...
* a block of parmesan cheese that has a best before of 12th July 2005
* a jar of tomato paste that you could easily mow the contents growing under the lid.
and get this....
* a jar of seeded mustard, best before 07th December 2003!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF??? I moved house in 2004, so it was already out of date and I took it with me????