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Old 11-05-2006, 06:47 PM   #189
Elspode
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Do they make a China Satyr creme?
There is Steve Martin's Penis Cream. Just rub the penis creme on your penis for, oh, fifteen or twenty minutes, and soon all the wrinkles will smooth out of your penis, leaving you with the nicest, smoothest penis ever!
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